The Present
[03:30 p.m.] Kid: Mom, there’s a box on the kitchen counter.
Can I open it?
Mooooooooommmmmm
IT MOVED D:
[03:31 p.m.] Mom: go ahead open it
[03:31 p.m.]Kid: The cardboard woofed D:
Is it what I think it is?
:D
[03:31 p.m.] Mom: Just open it
Happy birthday :)
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[03:33 p.m.] Did you open it yet?
Alex?
[03:35 p.m.] Kid: Very funny mom.
[03:35 p.m.] Mom: What?
[03:35 p.m.] Kid: you know what. I’ll ttyl.
Thanks for the stupid gift
[03:36 p.m.] Mom: C’mon don’t be like that.
[03:36 p.m.] Kid: Just stop
[03:36 p.m.] Mom: Stop what?
[03:36 p.m.] Kid: Acting all innocent?
I know you did this on purpose.
[03:37 p.m.] Mom: I don’t know what you mean.
[03:37 p.m.] Kid: Thanks for ruining my birthday.
[03:37 p.m.] Mom: Alex…
[03:37 p.m.] Kid: Why would you do this?
[03:37 p.m.] Mom: I thought it was about time you learned that things are more than what they look like.
[03:38 p.m.] Kid: Very clever.
[03:38 p.m.] Mom: Whatever do you mean.
[03:38 p.m.] Kid: A blind dog would’ve done the same job. Instead of THIS.
[03:38 p.m.] Mom: Alex, just play with him.
[03:38 p.m.] Kid: As if this broken thing could move.
[03:39 p.m.] Mom: It’s not a thing. And it’s not broken.
[03:39 p.m.] Kid: It has one less leg. :)
That’s not how they are supposed to be. :)
See for yourself. :)
[03:40 p.m.] Mom: Looks perfectly fine to me. :)
[03:42 p.m.] Kid: LOL. it fell down 3 times trying to pick up a stupid ball :)
Told you
Broken :)
[03:43 p.m.] Mom: Alex
[03:43 p.m.] Kid: ?
[03:43 p.m.] Mom: Nothing
[03:43 p.m.] Kid: Wow, this idiot just doesn’t give up.
LOL, it ran into the shoe cupboard.
Doesn’t he get tired?
Where did you find him?
[03:44 p.m.] Mom: At the shelter.
[03:44 p.m.] Kid: And obviously you will tell me how it lost the leg?
[03:45 p.m.] Mom: Do you want me to?
[03:45 p.m.] Kid: Nope
[03:45 p.m.] Mom: Then I won’t
[03:46 p.m.] Kid: He has been trying to roll back onto his feet from last 3 minutes -_-
[03:46 p.m.] Mom: I’ll be home early. We can go out for dinner?
[03:46 p.m.] Kid: Sure
[03:48 p.m.] Sisyphus
[03:49 p.m.] Mom:?
[03:49 p.m.] Kid: His name?
[03:50 p.m.] Mom: Lol why?
[03:50 p.m.] Kid: I think it’s funny
[03:50 p.m.] Mom: it’s not funny
He’s more than just a three legged dog
[03:51 p.m.] Kid: Yeah, like what?
[03:51 p.m.] Mom: He’s family :)
[03:51 p.m.] Kid: ugh
[03:51 p.m.] Mom: Also it’s a she.
[03:51 p.m.] Kid: Wew Yeah
[03:52 p.m.] Mom: So, playing with her?
[03:52 p.m.] Kid: Nice try. But no.
[03:52 p.m.] Mom: Let me know if you change your mind.
[03:52 p.m.] Kid: Won’t happen…
[03:52 p.m.] Mom: Sure
[03:52 p.m.] Kid: I am telling you.
[03:53 p.m.] Mom: Sure
[03:53 p.m.] Kid: Don’t expect much
[03:53 p.m.] Mom: I have work to do
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[03:55 p.m.] Kid: She is circling around me -.-
Tell her to leave me alone.
[03:57 p.m.] Mom: Don’t disturb me. I’m working.
[03:59 p.m.] Kid: SHE LICKED MY FACE
[04:00 p.m.] Mom: Dont make me mute you Alex…
[04:01 p.m.] Kid: We’ll be outside -.-
Only because I’m bored
And because she won’t stop woofing -.-
[04:03 p.m.] Mom: Have fun.